- Shade tents and mist tents
- Present tents and past tents
- Hand sinks
- Portable toilets
- Trash, compost and recycling stations
- Information/Lost & Found
- A communal sense of rapture or a vague sense of melancholy (choose one)
- On-site 24-hour medical, police and security services
- ATMs and 24-hour General Store
- Cell-phone charging station
- Wide variety of food for purchase
- Potable water, free and for purchase
- Ice, for purchase at the general store and throughout the campground
(fun fact: Ice is just frozen water!)
- Da Noise
- Da Funk
- Warm clothes for cool nights, including a heavy sweater or coat and rain gear, just in case
- Tent / Sleeping bag
- Bug spray (do not bring your own bugs - we will provide)
- Sunscreen / sunglasses / hat for shade
- Plastic trash bags
- Extra toilet paper
- A lantern or flashlight with extra batteries
- A flag or balloon to identify your campsite
- A photo of yourself with Thomas Pynchon
- A small luggage lock for your tent (please don't bring any valuables - if you must, keep them locked in your vehicle out of view)
- A plastic container or two for water (fun fact: Water is just melted ice!)
- Ear plugs, in case you hate the music of Phish
- A camera (non-pro)
- The essence of a Gelfling
- Backpacks (medium)
- Hats
- Backpacks (well done)
- Sunblock
- Lighters
- Cell phones
- Sunglasses
- Sunglasses that are also cell phones
- Cigarettes
- Cigarillos
- Cigarutatos (checking on whether these exist)
- Small beach towel
- Fanny packs - honestly, they don't look that silly
- Disposable cameras
- Digital cameras (non-pro)
- Film cameras (non-pro)
- Gum (non-pro) - If we catch you with professional gum, you will be ejected from the festival.
- All ages welcome - ages 5 and under are free
- NO Illegal drugs / drug paraphernalia
- NO Weapons
- NO Chains / Chain Wallets / Restaurant Chains
(if you try to erect an Applebee's, you will be asked to leave).
- NO Beer kegs / hard liquor
- NO Fireworks
- NO "Firework" (Katy Perry, Capitol Records)
- NO Glass containers
- NO Candy small beach towels -- we can't afford another accident like last time
- NO Unlicensed vending of any kind
- NO Ponzi schemes
- NO Fonzie schemes
- NO Open fires, no ground fires, no charcoal fires
- NO Laser pens or similar focused light devices
- NO Laser cats
- NO Cameras larger than a point-and-shoot camera nor ANY video recording equipment will be allowed onto the concert field. Unauthorized film or video will be confiscated. Bootleg DVDs of "Half Baked" will be confiscated.
- NO Motorized vehicles (golf carts, ATVs, etc.). For safety reasons, any form of transportation that would carry you faster than a walking pace will not be allowed. This applies to all areas - camping, parking and the concert venue.
- NO Pets. If a pet (other than a service pet) is found in your vehicle, you will be turned away - regardless of how long you have waited in line or whether you have your ticket. We have learned from experience that pets, especially dogs, have been trapped in overheated vehicles, bitten people, roamed in packs and been lost, much to the anguish of their owners. These events are not designed for pets. Please do your pet a favor, as well as your camping neighbors, by not bringing it to the festival.
- NO Pet Peeves.
- NO Pet Sounds. Wild Honey is the stronger album.
- NO Tall lawn chairs (a tall chair is define as one large enough that a basketball can roll under it), beach umbrellas or any other items that might impair the sight of other fans (no chairs in the concert area!)
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